This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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