once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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