Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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