maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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