was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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