I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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