Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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