So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I party with great urgency now.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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