I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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