But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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