If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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