Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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