Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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