Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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