i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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