how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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