and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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