When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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