We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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