he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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