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when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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