What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He did a backflip because drugs
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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