Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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