I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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