I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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