ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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