I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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