Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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