we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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