he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
