Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Actions speak louder than pants.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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