dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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