Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Reggie can tackle my bush.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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