Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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