yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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