It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So much Jack, so little girl.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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