would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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