I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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