I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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