All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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