Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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