..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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