her vagine was all disorganized.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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