um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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