do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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