I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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