these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dear god my vagina.
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