you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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