Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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