what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
A+ Viking dick
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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